If I Send A Large Enough Check To The Watchtower Society, Can They Send Me My Voucher For Eternal Life?

I don’t want to go door to door or attend the meetings but enough cash should be the perfect thing

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12 Responses to “If I Send A Large Enough Check To The Watchtower Society, Can They Send Me My Voucher For Eternal Life?”

  1. Beavis Christ AM says:

    Send me the check and I can make it happen.

  2. Peace says:

    No. Sorry, but it doesn’t work that way. Eternal life requires faith and works.
    “…all those who were rightly disposed for everlasting life became believers.” Acts 13:48

  3. Molly McButter says:

    How can you pay for something that is freely given to everyone by God? It’s God’s free gift to you, and everyone else. To obtain it, you only need to study what God asks of you in the Holy Bible, namely to love one another, and be holy as God is holy

  4. Cherokee says:

    Only GOD grants the gift of eternal life there is no amount of money in the world that can buy you that privilege.
    John 17:3 provides information you may find interesting…

  5. Nyuu :3 says:

    You also have to be extremely annoying and wake people up in the early morning and have to read a fake version of the bible

  6. Otto says:

    Read Acts 8: 18-24.

  7. Auntie Anne Arkey says:

    Boy did you pick the wrong group. They think only 144,000 are on the eternal life track.

  8. hunter_r says:

    You can do that in the Catholic church only with cooler buildings and wine to drink

  9. may_his_ says:

    Salvation is through Jesus only

  10. Tyvern says:

    Build a time machine and travel back to the Catholic Church in the 1500’s.

  11. dervish says:

    Probably, but why waste your money on a fairy tale?
    You should buy a new Harley…my husband and I just bought one…what fun!

  12. Shwetank says:

    No

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