Marks and Spencer have announced?

that they are in financial difficulty and have now merged with Pound stretcher.

They will now be known as Stretch marks

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11 Responses to “Marks and Spencer have announced?”

  1. ygt652002 says:

    Ha Ha….. I heard they were merging with a French Bank because of their problems and becoming Franc Spencer……. groan groan…..


  2. David G says:

    Wow two lame jokes in a row

  3. Jack says:

    I peed in my pants…almost ROFLOLMFAO

  4. SHEILA H says:

    Thank you for that joke it was really funny, a woman really appreciates a name like stretch marks. 20 out of 10 for that one.

  5. popeye says:


    My son and I loved those corny jokes.

    They have also merged with a detective called Dick Tracy. They will now be known as Spencer Tracy.

    They have also merged with the Motoring Accident Investigators at the Police, and will be known as Skid Marks.

    They have also merged with a spinning toy manufacturer and will be known as Top Marks.

    They have become members of the pallendrome society and will be known as S & M.

  6. x- Shirine -x says:

    lol, very good. ^^

  7. cats says:

    Funny! 100!

  8. 3legsofman says:


  9. Blondmusic says:

    LMAO. Very good LOL.

  10. ¸.•*´`*•.¸ ℓανєη∂єr ¸.•*´`*•.¸ says:

    how glamorous!

  11. Niall (The Darkening Sky) says:


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