Merry Christmas Eve Horse Section!!?

I wish you all a wonderful Christmas and an amazing 2013!
BQ: What is your horsey Christmas wish?
Me? I would like an unlimited medical care voucher… -_-
Oh, and a little horse racing humor…
Riding the favorite at Cheltenham, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly heโ€™s hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.
He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he goes over the last fence.
With great skill he manages to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, heโ€™s struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding.
Thus distracted, he succeeds in coming only second. He immediately goes to the stewards to complain that he has been seriously hampered.
Merry Christmas!!

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4 Responses to “Merry Christmas Eve Horse Section!!?”

  1. Shalazar the Wizard says:

    My horsey wish is for the Horse Section to like me in 2013. Actually, it doesn’t even need to be the horse section. I wish somebody liked me.
    I’m… just… so… lonely.

  2. Mermaid says:

    Thank you! Merry Christmas to you too!
    BQ: I wish I could teach my horse not to refuse jumps so often!
    That joke made no sense but was really funny!

  3. kalilali says:

    Merry Christmas to you too!(:
    my horsey christmas wish – that i get a horse(: haha, its not going to come true though ๐Ÿ™ maybe one year it willl..

  4. christin says:

    The joke got a giggle out of me!
    Merry Christmas to you too:)
    I wish that I had enough time/motivation to keep three horses of varying levels in full work for the next year.
    I think I’ll be very busy for a while ๐Ÿ˜›

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