Should I Get An Abortion From A Questionable Individual?

You see, this guy with a beard came up to me and handed me a card that said “50% off your first abortion”, and walked away, muttering to himself.
The thing is, I really like discounts, so I’m thinking about it. The only thing I’m worried about is if his coathanger is sanitary or not.
Also, one has to get pregnant to get an abortion, which I’m not. Also, I’m a male. Can I get an abortion without being pregnant? I know it sounds weird, but I REALLY like discounts.

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9 Responses to “Should I Get An Abortion From A Questionable Individual?”

  1. elysiala says:

    I think perhaps your mother should have taken the discount and aborted you.

  2. Alfred says:

    Yes, you should totally do it! I got a discount abortion while male and non-pregnant, and it was great! Sure, the AIDS is uncomfortable for a while, but you get used to it eventually. And with all of the money I saved on the discount, he might as well having been paying me.

  3. Chris H says:

    Get a discount on a lobotomy. Sorry, you have already done that. How about neutering? Damn, you have done that as well. Cut coupons.

  4. Mark IX says:

    Hey dude, if you like random strangers to insert coat hangers into your rectum that’s your thing. However, there are children on this site and they don’t need to be exposed to your perversions.

  5. Hugh Jassle says:

    You can kill yourself for free by jumping from the top of a 5 story parking garage.

  6. Marcus says:

    No but you can get reported for being an idiot with idiot questions and get at least one of your troll accounts closed up!

  7. Jay P says:

    I think your trivializing a decision that a lot of people (women) agonize over and you never will. Get a life, loser.

  8. Quixotic says:

    Maybe. Discounts are pretty awesome.

  9. Anonymous Anonymous says:

    Well if you value money more than your life, go ahead and get the discount.

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