Whats the big deal…?

Woke up this morning and before i had a chance to wake up properly my gf started going crazy, it turns out that in the night in my sleep i had scratched my arse with her nighty and there were skids all over it.
now weve been together for quite a while (she is wearing a nighty) and it wasnt like i did it on purpose, whats the big deal? anyone else had this?
I do make a big deal about wiping my bum, i must have farted in the night and had a bit of leakage.

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8 Responses to “Whats the big deal…?”

  1. Travelin Pete says:

    The big deal is that you went to bed with a shitty aarse. It’s no wonder it was itchy.

  2. +Night+Nurse+ says:

    the answer to this is next time use her face.

  3. vbrown3844 says:

    Haha that is quite a big deal if my bf did that to me I would first feel sick and secondly be less attracted to him. I would go crazy if my bf did that to me because thats not right!!

    Just say sorry to her and say it was an accident and be really nice to her and give her lots of hugs and kisses

  4. Trustee says:

    No big deal. Now go take a shower.

  5. Paradox says:

    I would think most people wouldn’t want sh!t on their clothes.

  6. Mokadoni says:

    well try to work things out with her, i don’t think shed break up with you just cuz you scratched your bum with her nighty (but seriously man, wtf?) lol, next time make sure you do your thing in the toilet before you go in bed, like the first answerer said, be careful next time it might be her face lol

  7. Willow says:

    It may not seem like a big deal to you but would you want to wake up with shit on your clothes? It is just sickening and some people can be every protective about clothes that look amazing and/or are expense, or a gift.

  8. Genius Without Talent says:

    Most people fart in the night, in fact most farts occur during sleep but how many people suffer leakage because of it? Maybe a trek to your doctor’s might be an idea, get that backside of yours looked at.

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